2. When I was a kid I wanted to be a doctor. Almost all my family members still call me "doc", especially my uncle.
3. Even though I'm the 3rd born, I'm the oldest son.
4. I was the top learner in my math class from the 8th grade up until the 12th grade. I completely lost it in varsity.
5. I hate that I'm shy sometimes.
6. I hate it when people squeeze toothpaste in the middle.
7. I hate it when people ask any sort of assistance from me and I can't be useful.
8. I hate fish. The smell, the taste, the concept. ew! >.<
9. Yes, money can't buy happiness but I would rather be sad at the back seat of my limousine
10. The closest person to me is my sister (the second born). She's 11 months older than me.
She was my classmate in 10th, 11th and 12th grade. And we both
went to University of the Western Cape.
11. My two favorite football clubs: AC Milan and Chelsea.
12. I only have two dreams: To be rich and to fulfill someone's dream.
13. It takes a very good player to defeat me on FIFA. That's not an easy task I assure you.
14. As clichΓ© as it sounds, putting a smile on someone's face makes me happy.
15. I’m a morning person. I wake up ready to dance.
16. My favorite meal is lamb stew with green peas
17. I don't eat pork.
18. long-life milk powder milk I just love milk.
19. I was born on the 19th of September.
20. I'm not allergic to anything (that I'm aware of).
21. I can't sleep before midnight, I just can't. This started when I was in 12th grade.
22. The first thing I do when I wake up is to reach for my cell phone.
23. I've never dumped anyone before. It’s either I get dumped or the relationship just fades.
24. If I could be the president of the country, cheating while you're married would be a criminal offense.
25. I was raised by corporal punishment.
26. My very first girlfriend was one year older than me.
27. I love hugs. I'm always the last one to let go. (:
28. I'm rubbish when it comes to unprepared speech.
29. I catch feelings easily and I lose interest easily too
30. My favorite colour used to be blue, which is boring because almost everyone else' is too. My favorite colour is Black. I love black clothing
31. That "krrrrr..." sound the ATM makes when withdrawing money makes me happy.
32. I cannot sleep with socks on.
33. Twitter is the only social network I use on a daily basis
34. Music I listen to the most is this new South African sub-genre of house music called Amapiano.
35. I love travelling yo... if you're planning a trip, I'm in.
36. I would rather be rich than being famous.
37. I believe that dead people have no role in our lives. Hence, I don't believe in ancestors.
38. I’ve never tried ice skating but I want to.
39. My favorite comedy is "Meet The Parents". I've watched it like 3 times so far and I'm probably gonna watch it again.
40. Laughing at myself comes very easily to me.
41. I'm not religious, I'm spiritual.
42. I don't get angry, I get disappointed.
43. I don't dump, I lose contact.
44. I don't cook. I toast and I microwave.
45. I hardly say “I love you”. Once I tell you that, vjust know it's real.
46. I really want a tattoo, but I hate commitment.
47. I have strong beliefs, but I am not very vocal about them because I don't want people to think I am judging them.
48. I had my very first girlfriend at the age of 13. I still remember the baby kiss I gave her.
49. People who make me laugh fascinate me. Especially when it's a sarcastic or caustic remark that does it.
50. Hearing my voice on a recording makes me wanna apologize to everyone I ever spoke to.π If I send u a voice note, that means I'm totally comfortable with u
51. I know almost all the song lyrics of the songs I often listen to.
52. I believe that all those people that understand my weird sense of humor deserve all the love in the world.
53. The best TV series in my book thus far has to be "24". I would kill to get season 11. "Banshee" is also in my top two and it's definitely not 2 :)
54. I find it completely bizarre that I'm still "friends" with all my ex girlfriends but I wouldn't take any of them back.
55. I believe that not all of us will drive our own cars one day unfortunately. And If I'm not driving my own car by 2017, I'm one of those people π
56. I don't believe in love at first sight.
57. I've never had a condition where I needed medical attention to survive.
58. I slept once in hospital, only for one night. It was nothing serious.
59. I don't really have a "type". If she's breathing and has a vagina, she's my type. π Ladies & gents I'm most attracted to bratty difficult women. They're not attracted to me, and this is not something I want to change. If that lady can hold a conversation and challenge me mentally, she definitely has my attention.
60. My favorite vegetable is avocado, which is technically a fruit. My favorite true vegetable is corn.
61. Fruit - Bananas and peaches? ...Yes please!
62. I've never understood addiction until I got addicted to FIFA.
63. If boredom means feeling bad because I have to pay attention to things that are not interesting, I'm easily bored.
64. If boredom means feeling bad because I have absolutely nothing to do, I'm never bored.
65. When I'm really into someone it makes me behave in an unattractive way. Perhaps I need someone I'm not afraid to lose.
66. I have trust issues.π Trust is overrated anyway
67. I enjoyed tutoring math. In fact, I love being able to impart knowledge to someone.
68. I try to be myself all the time trust me, but I feel like there's a different version of myself for every person in my life.
69. Three things I would do before I die: Marry my crush, get a tattoo, and have a "threesome" with two pretty girls.
70. I still enjoy watching animations/cartoons. Sponge Bob is okay... I like "Timon and Pumba". Oh and I loved "Ice Age". Neither of these facts make me immature, just super cool.π
71. I've never been on a “date”.
72. I enjoy reading novels that can make me laugh out loud. "Born a Crime" & "Rich Dad, Poor dad" are not bad at allπ
73. I am a certified overthinker π
74. I don't care how bored you think I am, you just don't surprise me with a visit... I don't appreciate unexpected visitors.
75. I'm an introverted extrovert
76. I can sleep while I'm listening to music. In fact, I love sleeping through a background music.
77. It's almost impossible for me to clean the house without music.
78. I'm a computer "guru"... Dude, I just love computers.
79. The first time I went to cinemas alone I watched Ice Age 4. π
80. I'm right-handed. I don't know, I want to believe that left-handed people are disable.
81. I don't have a celebrity crush. I had a crush on this other celebrity but she didn't follow me back on twitter. I unfollowed her.
82. I shall forgive my future wife in anything but cheating.
83. Yes, I will get married one day.
84. If I'm listening to loud music, I can clean the entire house.
85. My all-time favorite songs (golden oldies) are: Elvina by Beau Williams & I wanna be your (babe) by Toni Braxton
86. If that movie has Sandra Bullock or Ashton Kutcher I'm gonna watch it.
87. My taste in music is eclectic. If I could create a playlist of any genre, there would definitely be a song that you are going to enjoy.
88. My favorite horror movie thus far is "Drag Me To Hell".
89. I find it refreshing to have female friends.
90. I was born in early 90's.
91. I can’t stand noisy eaters π
92. I am a gadget freak. I often wish I could own all the latest technology devices at all times.
93. I don't have a real life plan. I just know that I want to make an extra income apart from my basic salary.
94. I prefer quality over quantity with my friends.
95. No matter how hot it is, I would still need some sort of a blanket.
96. I can't shower with cold water regardless of the temperature.
97. I am extremely good at keeping secrets.
98. I'm the type of person kind people like (:
99. If I had the chance to start all over again, I would do almost everything differently.
100. My name is Siyavuya, and if everybody just thought the way I do, this world would probably be a better place ;)
● PS: Fact number 38 should be ammended 'cause I finally tried ice skating π it was all sorts of fun πΊ
○ In connection with number 55, I drove my 1st car in 2016 September the 19th, which was nothing fency by the way. Just a Velocity Golf. It was a birthday present from me to myself. I drove here and took thisπ photo just for "kontrol" π

